Choose your own Total Drek!

No, I'm not back yet. Stop asking. I am, however, curious about something. And I need a show of hands, here, so use the comments feature as it is meant to be used. I have recently come into posession of a used copy of Left Behind, the first in a serious of novels fictionalizing the (arguably itself fictional) biblical account of the Earth's final years. Given this, I want to know the following:

Would anyone be interested in one or more posts detailing my reactions to said book? Perhaps a chapter-by-chapter blog-reaction in my usual style?

Operators are standing by...

No, I'm not back yet...

But I thought you might be missing me. Here's a little something to keep you company in my absence:

Sorry, but...

I really need to get some work done on my dissertation and need a break from blogging. I'll be back in a few weeks. Until then, please be patient! I'll be back! Really!

You were advised. Don't say you weren't!